hairspray analogy

Without love, life is like a prom that won't invite us
Without love, life's getting my big break and laryngitis
Without love, life's a '45' when you can't buy it
Without love, life is like my mother on a diet

Like a week that's only Mondays
Only ice cream, never sundaes
Like a circle with no center
Like a door marked "do not enter!"

HAHAHA ... isn't it so tragically funny!