Dog Breeds That Didn't Quite Make It

Came across this in my inbox today.

Aren't they so typically Russell Peters? :)

I think a Peekasso would be kinda cute.

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat
Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog
for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful
mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks (or
drools) incessantly

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by ... oh, well, it
doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work with
you

Bloodhound + Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun

Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy
transport