Aren't they so typically Russell Peters? :)
I think a Peekasso would be kinda cute.
Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat
Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog
for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful
mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks (or
drools) incessantly
Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by ... oh, well, it
doesn't matter anyway
Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work with
you
Bloodhound + Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun
Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy
transport